Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Nice Shades, Condi

Is it just me?

Did you see the footage yesterday of Ms. Rice sitting at the long conference table with the Lebanese PM & the gaggle of assorted officials?

I don't know about you, but seeing the whole table full of terribly serious men in terribly serious suits, while Condi sat there with her sunglasses perched atop her head was just too much. She looked like she was waiting for someone to bring her a fucking daquiri.

Condi, listen up. I don't know what you were trying to convey at this photo op, but somehow "just breezing in for a quick chat on my way to a BBQ" is not what we need from the country's lead negotiator. Particularly during a visit to the part of the world that generally doesn't think too highly of women to begin with.

Put your shades away, comb your hair, and present yourself like a grownup before you're eaten by your own.

Update: Steve Soto found the photo I couldn't, and evidently agrees:

I’m sure we are all feeling more optimistic about things in the Middle East knowing that Condi has arrived in Beirut this morning for a set of photo op meetings with the Lebanese leadership, to tell them how concerned she is that the IDF is blasting the Lebanese infrastructure back to the Dark Ages. After this meaningless stopover today, she will fly on to Tel Aviv and tell the Israelis virtually nothing of substance, and the IDF will continue their campaign against Hezbollah and the Lebanese people unimpeded for as long as they feel necessary.

What impression do you think it leaves with the Lebanese people and the Arab world to see a Secretary of State who can’t be bothered to pull her sunglasses off the top of her head when meeting with a head of state whose country is being obliterated with American armaments?

(Emphasis mine)

But he answers his own question, of course; the shades are her tell. Ah, subtext. Such fun!


tmp00 said...

Honey- there was a killer sale at Arthur Beren's. Hello! Needed to jet off a.s.a.p; can't remove sunglasses. People will think she's staying? What's world peace when there are Ferragamo "Mrs Peel" boots at 40% off?

You know how hot Condi in leather makes Chimpy McCokespoon!

Cantankerous Bitch said...

It's enough to make you throw something at the TV, isn't it? Ugh.

tmp00 said...

well in my case, radio.

And I totally stole the "Chimpy McCokeSpoon" from Stephanie Miller, which of course you cannot get in the wilds of Colorado.

Cantankerous Bitch said...

I've heard her mentioned here & there before. Sounds like I'm missing out on some fabulous snark. Maybe we'll break down and get hooked up with Sirius then...

Can I send you the installation bill, then?
It's Tom's fault, babe. He MADE me buy it!