The most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison
CB:No one with an ounce of patriotism (or simple self-preservation instinct) wants me close to the levers of power. But thanks for the plug.
Well, my patriotism has seen better days and what the hell, I'm in a gambling mood. Besides, we have Sleipner's vote if you share the ticket with me. HA!
CB:You, me, and Sleip, now there's a recipe for trouble.
Now that sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. Let's do this: Campaign only at dark little hole-in-the-wall bars. Here are some platform suggestions: 1.) Abolish the DEA; generate huge tax revenues from pot.2.) Abolish the IRS; establish a flat tax on all but food. 3.) Send all thumpers to... I don't know.. South Dakota? where they can set up their draconian utopia and leave the rest of us alone. 4.) Force Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney and Rice to spend the rest of their careers working for establishments in which cash registers and paper hats are the only objects of their influence. 5.) Force O'Reilly, Malkin, Coulter, (et al ad infinitum) to become social workers in, say... Detroit. 6.) Deport Dobson, Reed, Robertson and Phelps to.... hm... tough call...how about Darfur? I hear it's lovely there this time of year.
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