Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Lizard and the Monkey

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a while.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!"


The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck, dude.... how much water did you drink?!!"

(h/t to Mark from a usenet forum)

7 comments:

les said...

and this is why you need to be back. I'm mousin' around the ether, getting grumpier by the minute, and you rescue me.

Cantankerous Bitch said...

Glad to be of service, Les.

Wasn't that great?

Geo_Chick said...

LOL!!! Thanks for the good laugh. I was just emailing D a video I found that busted me up. It is a banned x-box commercial. Does the email work? I haven't gotten any replies there so I figured I would post here and see if you are getting em. We are hoping to visit this summer and need to make plans if we want to find a place nearby to stay.

ItsWickedFun said...

OMG...I am dying laughing over here.

Oh, and BTW...guess who is graduating 4/1/06?

;-)

Dee

Cantankerous Bitch said...

GC,
Emails have been received, there's just a back-log of replying to do. If there's something time-sensitive, please call.

Cantankerous Bitch said...

Wicked,
Congratulations!! You thought it'd never happen, right?
What WILL you do with all of your free time?!?

ItsWickedFun said...

Oh you know, lie around eating bon bons, plotting the overthrow of third world governments, the laundry...just the usual stuff.

;-) I have missed you. Heck, maybe I will have some time to catch up on your archive.