The most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison
Ohmigod that is so cute! But wait, when I met you there was barely a husband, much less a child who can stand upright!?! Where's my botox?Seriously cute photo, though. That one's going to be a heartbreaker [putting jewish mother away].
TMP, I know... I know. I finally bought some of these "wrinkle reducing" moisturizers last year. WTF? Wait. I was 25 and then *POOF*, now I'm on the downhill slide to 40. How the hell did THAT happen? I blame Mr. Cutie Pants up there for the gray hairs, though. Yeah. That's it. They're HIS fault.
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