Thursday, August 04, 2005


Ok, maybe it's just that I'm an unrepentant Anglophile, but this guy is HILARIOUS.
I don't know who he is, or if he even has a point beyond this manic chronicle.
I've only managed to get maybe a quarter down the page, and my cheeks are already starting to twitch.

Need a laugh? Here you go.


Lily said...

Well Margret sounds pretty undeserving if you ask me. Men shouldn't shave in front of a mirror?? Want him to shave his nose off? Thats like saying we should put on mascara without a mirror- ain't gonna happen.
They are nothing like the arguments at our house, thats for sure. We argue about dead people (no, he was on a commercial, he's ALIVE I tell you) and music: "You are the only person in the world that does not like Queen!!" "Courtney Love stole Kurt Cobain's music stash and pretended it was her own" "The guy from Blues Traveler is really the singer for Milli Vanilli"
Why can't we fight about toilet seats and the remote?

Cantankerous Bitch said...

Me thinks Marget must be quite spectacular if he's been dealing with that kind of lunacy for 16 years!

We make fun of each other at our house for those what-the-hell-IS-that-actor's-name moments. Instead, we argue about "It's not WHAT you said, it's HOW you said it". Oh, the horror!

Lily said...

Yes! We have that!!! My passive aggressive man. Along with "but I didn't SAY that!" "You IMPLIED it!" stuff.
We also argue about aliens, the moon landing, and our favorite conspiracies. I suggest a blog devoted NOT to the typical conspiracy theories- i.e. the grassy knoll, but the small conspiracies. That madison avenue ad people get vital statistics and send you diaper coupons, that supermarket cards track your purchases and sell your consumer profile (true!)... that EZ PASS toll paying boxes track our travel and whereabouts (rumor has it such records are subject to subpoena in court!!!) that yahoo mail scans your email for key words and suddenly you get pop ups ads about the things you've just written to your friend.... coincidence? I think not......

Cantankerous Bitch said...

Big Brother, baby. We were warned.