Today is Mr. & Mrs. Bitch's 5th Anniversary. Never in my life have I done anything as spectacularly wonderful as marrying this man. His wit and intelligence never cease to amaze me, his generosity and loyalty reminds me of everything good in this world, and he's got an ass cute enough to eat ice cream off of.If most people were just half as amazing as this man, this would truly be a perfect world.
Love you, Beastie.
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Thanks..
;) thanks
Well congrats, not only for endurance but for positive attitude.
Happy Anniversary.
Ice cream?
Uh... why not? Would cake be better?
Thanks, by the way.
Because ice cream is time-limited and cold. Thats why...get distracted, you miss the,um,ice cream boat.
Cake! yeah, cake works.
Who wants Mr Bitch shrieking "Man that's freakin COLD!!!!" like a Democwatic girlie mon...
He'd probably view the opportunity as a chance to prove how unbearably studly he really is. -grin-
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