Today is Mr. & Mrs. Bitch's 5th Anniversary. Never in my life have I done anything as spectacularly wonderful as marrying this man. His wit and intelligence never cease to amaze me, his generosity and loyalty reminds me of everything good in this world, and he's got an ass cute enough to eat ice cream off of.
If most people were just half as amazing as this man, this would truly be a perfect world.
Love you, Beastie.