The most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
- Harlan Ellison
Oh? I thought the agenda was to steal babies and make them listen to Cher, make our sons wear feather boas, and make God smite and strike us down with hurricanes and angry acts of nature... I sure would like to know some damn truth around here! You mean the levee didn't break because of Ellen? You mean, my boy can't catch gay from a water fountain??? What about sharing a comb with another boy at school? What if we read Madonna's children's books? I swear I heard Pat Robertson say we could buy gaydar detectors on Home Shopping Channel...Thank God when the rapture comes we won't have all this talk in heaven about civil liberties. God ain't no pansy Democrat.
That's pretty much my agenda sans the more work part. (I prefer the Daily Show, though.)
Agreed, Renee. If I could read the artist's name in the cartoon, we could recommend s/he edit for the "reality based community".
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